SHOULD I TRUST YOU?

Well excellent question! Hmm ... It seems I forgot what I was going to write in this little box ... I think it was something about forgetting something. I forgot. ... Oh yea, I think I remember. I wanted to say something about the fact that I forget to mail out your empty boxes all the time. Yea that was it. ... I think!

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